kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

remember-the-allymoHello there!!!http://remember-the-allymo.tumblr.com/post/92585927048http://bogmoth.tumblr.com/post/91397870763/i-said-have-a-nice-day-to-this-old-dude-and
thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

jeremy-ruinerDirector Coulson Liveshttp://jeremy-ruiner.tumblr.com/post/92536038654/thatawkwardblondechick-the-tweet-that-saved-thehttp://thatawkwardblondechick.tumblr.com/post/74391037249/the-tweet-that-saved-the-entire-female-population
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER
buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

moiraea✴KABOOM POW!!✴http://kaboompow.co.vu/post/92310728819/buckybarnesing-you-ever-see-a-thing-that-justhttp://buckybarnesing.tumblr.com/post/92082037897
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